McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Text Messages That Would Have Been Helpful.
These are awesome. Historical text messages that would’ve stopped massive calamity and/or deaths.
“yo Abe, r u still going 2 the theatr 2nite? hve a weird feeling bout it, y dont u and mary cum by here instead? dont wnt 2 talk about slavery all nite tho, its my weekend 2 u kno? txt me back”
