May152008
Pick Any Three of the Following for Mandatory Inclusion
- Lasers
- Shark tanks (any interpretation)
- The name “Jam Blasterson”
It fucking writes itself.
I don’t think I’d enjoy reading this man’s novel til it got this one of these parts.
11AM
“Join us to celebrate San Francisco’s first Cocktail Week and experience the classic pairing of two of our favorite things, Bourbon and Pork! Orson is proud to offer a five course tasting menu with original cocktail pairings featuring the Beam Family portfolio of small batch Bourbons.”
NO WAY. Bacon and Burbon? YUM.
3PM
I don’t fully understand all the jargon in this but it sounds really really really really interesting and potentially game-changing. But of course without fully understanding the whole article, I’m just echoing the sentiment laid out by the author. Can anyone decode (lazyweb request) plz?